Q: Why do I have a sloping forehead?

-- Norman (spacebot's boss)

A: The simple answer to that is that you are not fully evolved. Here are the first three characteristics of Homo Neanderthalensis:

• cranial capacity of 1,300-1,750ml

• double arch brow ridge

• sloping forehead

And here are the first three characteristics of the Anatomically Modern Homo sapiens (AMHS):

• cranial capacity of 1400m

• vertical forehead

• "small" brow ridge

As you can plainly see, your sloping forehead means that you have a step or two to go before joining the ranks of us vertical forehead, small brow ridge "man who thinks" humanoids. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Mr. Bossman.